Oh, it's a sad story.

The end. That was a very sad story.

So here's another tale of passion, and this is a sad one.

But this is suppose to be a sad story and you guys are laughing outright!

Well, 4.5 million and you're willing to hand it out to anybody who has a sad story and a rumpled suit.

Sad, very, very sad.

I've been a journalist for 32 years, and I'm going to tell you about the saddest story that I've ever heard.

Only that she has been unhappy. Why unhappy?

The wild finish.

Does it got a wild finish?

I'll be gloomy

You look sad.

You look unhappy.

Very sad.

So sad.

Are you sad?

She's a real sad tomato

Makes me unhappy.

You look awful blue today.

Oh please, sweet, don't be so upset.

Are you sad ?

Dark and sad

I'm so sad!

You look so sad.

I am so very sad.

The émigré Russian novelist Gary Shteyngart s comic novel Super Sad True Love Story is as good a guide as any to what might lie ahead.

I am very sad today.

This story has an unhappy ending.

You look sad. What's wrong?

And I'm going to just close on a very somber note.

I'm going to just close on a very somber note.

Most people, a majority of people, say sad.

And sad you're going to stay

What the devil are you looking so sad about?

My chin was about an inch from the ground.

You are unhappy, my daughter.

Oh, that's a sad story.

That's a sad story.

I'm not sad. I'm scared.

Then, unfortunately, the next sad part of the thylacine story is that Europeans arrived in 1788, and they brought with them the things they valued, and that included sheep.

All of a sudden, I'm no longer sick of you, but I'm sick of myself.

She says she's very sad and lonely.

He has one twinkly eye and one a little sad.

Automn makes you sad ?

No, no, I am not sad.