Not even a pretzel?

The one with the pretzel legs.

If you're funny, James, I'm a pretzel. Drop dead.

Someday I'll have Coley wash your mouth out with lye.

If I wash myself with snow, and cleanse my hands with lye,

Where did he pick up his english, in a pretzel factory?

You scrub yourself with that strong lye soap before I scrubs you myself.

They have seven tentacles, and they have 14 little funny looking compound eyes, and a brain shaped like a pretzel.

For though you wash yourself with lye, and use much soap, yet your iniquity is marked before me, says the Lord Yahweh.