A hacksaw.

And when you see these guys going at this cable with a hacksaw, you stop thinking about the Internet as a cloud.

The last champion was Hacksaw Jim Duggan, who claimed the title after Scott Hall threw it in the garbage and he found it in a dumpster.

And first they got it with a hacksaw, and then they start sort of shaving away at this plastic interior with a sort of working like chefs, and then finally they're working