Waitress, some more french fries? Coming up.

A big plate of french fries and a malt.

It's sort of a Midwest cornfield out of french fries.

But also back then, remember we stopped eating French fries in this country.

We started eating freedom fries, and we started boycotting anything that was French.

But also back then, remember we stopped eating French fries in this country.

We started eating freedom fries, and we started boycotting anything that was French.

Till you taste no difference between shit and French fries. Are we clear? Hoo ah, sir.

So, I went back to the computer, and I bought five large fries, and scanned them all.

I was looking for some kind of form, and in the end, I made 100 butter fries.

I was looking for some kind of form, and in the end, I made 100 butter fries. Do you get it?

You know, the amount of additives, E numbers, ingredients you wouldn't believe there's not enough veggies at all. French fries are considered a vegetable.

Ah, today I'm not dieting, I might as well have a burger and some fries. I'll start tomorrow or next Monday or next month.

Roger that, sir. If you ever undermine me again, you'll clean latrines with your tongue... Till you taste no difference between shit and French fries.

That is a miracle. The ribosome takes hamburgers, French fries, potato chips, breaks apart the molecules and reassembles them into DNA. Mother Nature has created the replicator.

Fried foods, such as French fries, can often be degreased without decreasing the crispiness of the food item by simply blotting out the oil in the food item with a tissue paper.

So, I went back to the computer, and I bought five large fries, and scanned them all. And I was looking for some kind of food theme, and I wrote some software to automatically lay out french fry images.

French fries were introduced as a snack in American cafés during the early 19th century, but they did not become popular until large fast food companies such as McDonald's and Burger King incorporated them into their menus during the mid 20th century.