How's your ulcer?

An ulcer is unforgiving.

I got paged by the E.R. around 2 in the morning to come and see a woman with a diabetic ulcer on her foot.

I've probably got an ulcer.

Try that on your ulcer.

It was a small ulcer.

This is a diabetic ulcer. It's tragic.

Why not? I already got an ulcer.

Don't you understand he has an ulcer?

I just told you, it's a mild ulcer.

Um... it looks like you've got a mild ulcer.

What I'm about to show you is a diabetic ulcer.

Bye, Sig. I wonder if I've got room for another ulcer.

like, foot, hand, foot, hand.

I'll make an Anderson special, a talent I developed on the ulcer circuit.

Having an ulcer is like having a burglar alarm go off inside you.

His doctor told him he's got an ulcer, but trust me, it's stomach cancer.

Make a box that is one foot by one foot by one foot.

Foot

foot

Here, back foot, back foot. OK, up there?

Foot in the numerator, foot in the denominator.

One step, two step. Left foot, right foot.

square foot

sq foot

cubic foot

cu foot

Left foot.

Left foot.

On foot?

my foot.

On foot?

On foot?

The doc usually says it's just a mild ulcer, and that there's no real need to operate.

foot per second

Use your foot!

My foot hur

Your foot hurt?

Kidding, my foot!

Six foot six?

My foot hurts.

Stamp your foot.

eye for eye, tooth for tooth, hand for hand, foot for foot,

Eye for eye, tooth for tooth, hand for hand, foot for foot,

Keep your foot on the gas! Keep your foot on the gas!