A tree goes plop and farts, Bbong!!

That's not my stink. I know your farts.

Or somebody made a chair that twitters when somebody farts. (Laughter)

The public's upset by bribes and 40,000 cars and so on, but those are just farts next to this invisible, colossal waste of time.

Now, you can make all the jokes you want about cow farts, but methane is 20 times more poisonous than CO2, and it's not just methane.

Wouldn't it be nice, I think, when the blue haired lady in the doctor's waiting room bends over the magazine table and farts, just a little, and violently blushes.

Wouldn't it be nice, I think, when the blue haired lady in the doctor's waiting room bends over the magazine table and farts, just a little, and violently blushes.

Every time a Muslim farts somewhere in the West, there has to be a certain number of fellow Muslims , preferably in the West and Middle East who condemn them, a scenario exclusive to Muslims, not Christians or Jews.