But can I use a paper towel?

Well, now a paper towel looks better.

But can I use a paper towel? (Laughter)

This is the amount of energy that goes into any paper towel or embodied water, and every time I use a paper towel,

Now there are all kinds of paper towel dispensers.

Now there are all kinds of paper towel dispensers.

If we could reduce the usage of paper towels, one paper towel per person per day, 571,230,000 pounds of paper not used.

If we could reduce the usage of paper towels, one paper towel per person per day, 571,230,000 pounds of paper not used.

And remember, one towel per person for one year 571,230,000 pounds of paper.

This is the amount of energy that goes into any paper towel or embodied water, and every time I use a paper towel, I am using this much virtual energy and water.

But what about a recycled paper towel that comes in those little half sheets?

Towel.

You will for the rest of your life remember those words every time you pick up a paper towel.

You will for the rest of your life remember those words every time you pick up a paper towel.

A towel!

Bar towel!

The towel!

It's still pretty damp.

The damp. Right away.

Bundle up. It's damp.

There's no towel.

Here, a towel.

Here's a towel.

It's the damp chestnut trees.

Get a towel, Corporal.

Throw in the towel.

I expect the wood was damp.

I'll bring one more towel.

I'll bring one more towel.

You have a towel, Father?

Chance, give me a towel.

Just give me the towel.

Clean the window with a damp cloth.

Let him rot in the Spanish damp.

Ditchcoverboard, damp and soggy all year round.

Well, I'm not. I'm damp and cranky.

Damp it! You can't whip us all.

I'm a little damp so I'll go home..

It'd be cold and damp like a grave.

Hey, you know, this thing is still damp.

It's way too big a towel.

And you get half a towel.

It's was too big a towel.

To the movies in this towel?

Joey, bring water and a towel.