Calvin Wiggs.

Calvin Wiggs.

Elder Elder Wiggs.

WIGGS hold it.

Well, Calvin Wiggs.

Calvin Wiggs' car.

Calvin Wiggs, deputy sheriff.

This is Deputy Sheriff Calvin Wiggs.

Don't you fret about me, Brother Wiggs.

Calvin Wiggs is here to see you.

They're very professional, don't you think, Mrs Wiggs?

We're on our way to get Calvin Wiggs.

Captain, I think Calvin Wiggs is looking for something.

The lady I renovated at Mrs Wiggs' this afternoon.

Frankly, we didn't want Calvin Wiggs to see him.

Do you mind if I call you Wiggy, Mrs Wiggs?

Author Photo Courtesy of Globe Newspaper Company Jonathan Wiggs 2008

Elder Wiggs, I demand the privilege of taking my wagon over next.

Mr Wiggs always used to thump his stomach when he got mad.

Mr Wiggs always swore it cured his arthritis just before he died.

If I was you, Wiggs, I'd be careful who I took up with.

Then he'd run home and tell me, and then I'd phone Calvin Wiggs.

I'm sure Calvin Wiggs and the police won't make a fuss about it when we explain.

I'll dig him up but we'd better get it done before Calvin Wiggs gets the state police snooping around here.