McBain.

McBain.

Ed McBain.

Selfdefence, McBain.

Ed McBain.

Mr McBain!

Not yet, McBain.

I'm Ed McBain.

Good old McBain. Partners.

Naturally, it's not McBain.

Ed McBain at your service.

We know of a McBain.

Well, not hardly. All right, McBain.

You say your name is McBain?

Now, Papa... Not quite, Mr McBain.

McBain, what'd you do with them guns?

My name ain't McBain, and you're under arrest.

What do you think of our place, McBain?

Speaking of surprises, Mr McBain, there's something... (SCREAMING)

Mr McBain, you're introducing a discordant note here.

You haven't asked why I use the name McBain.

Mr McBain, would you mind handing over your pistol?

Mr McBain, or whatever your name is, we'll miss you.

My name's McBain. I got guns and I wanna do business.

Oh, sure, Mr McBain! We been holding the room for ten days.

You know, McBain, that plan of yours about the guns delights me.

McBain is a city in Missaukee County in the U.S. state of Michigan.

And it's told that this McBain killed a man of ours in Sweetwater.

Mr McBain, I might enjoy prolonging this conversation with you but for one thing.

McBain, you try walkin' out on me now and see how far you get deal or no deal.

Mr McBain, I just want you to know that we don't usually go out on blind dates but... (BANGING)