Humbert Humbert, what a thrillingly different name.

Humbert?

Humbert.

Hi, Humbert.

Mr. Humbert!

Thank you, Humbert.

Good night, Humbert.

Come on, Humbert.

Is, uh, Madame Humbert....

Hi, Humbert. Hi, Hum.

Let's see. Uh, Humbert.

Humbert, where are you?

Good evening, Dr. Humbert.

My name is Humbert.

Dr. Keagy, Mr. Humbert.

Are you upstairs, Mr. Humbert?

Why, good evening, Dr. Humbert.

Yes, this is Mrs. Charlotte Humbert.

She was a wonderful person, Humbert.

Uh, hello. Is that Professor Humbert?

Oh, uh, Kenny, this is Mr. Humbert.

Wake up, Humbert, the hotel's on fire!

Oh. Good evening, Dr. Humbert. Hi, Dad!

Good morning, Miss.... Good morning, Mr. Humbert.

Dick, this is my stepfather, Professor Humbert.

Humbert, you found a place to sit down.

Dr. Humbert, I am pleased to meet you.

Mr. Humbert, your daughter left earlier this evening.

Humbert is the name. No, I have no reservation.

Dr. Humbert, I tell you what I do think.

How long have you had that cough, Mr. Humbert?

And lastly, I forbid you to disturb Professor Humbert again.

Mr. Humbert, she just ran right in front of me!

She's almost packed, Dr. Humbert. We haven't told her anything.

Do you play, Dr. Humbert? Well, hardly at all now.

Miss Le Bone. Dr. Humbert, uh, may I come in?

Mr. Humbert, I must ask you to move your car.

Dr. Humbert I'm afraid that uh, you may have no choice.

Take this tray up to Professor Humbert and do not disturb him.

Good morning, Mr. Humbert. We seem to be going the same way.

Humbert, when you get to know me better, you'll find I'm extremely broadminded.

I'll clap my hands and you go on dancing. Now, come on, Humbert.

Mr. Humbert, would you please move your car to the visitors' parking lot?

Dr. Humbert, would you mind if I am putting to you the blunt question?

That you, Dr. Humbert, should definitely unveto that girl's nonparticipation in the school play.