Bollocks!

Oh, that's me bollocks!

I have never, ever heard such utter bollocks.

And then subsequently, Never Mind the Bollocks, Here's the Sex Pistols, the word bollocks, the police decided was a rude word and so we were arrested for using the word bollocks on the Sex Pistols' album.

And he said, Look, bollocks is not a has nothing to do with balls whatsoever.

And he asked if I could find a linguistics expert to come up with a different definition of the word bollocks.

So what I'm going to do is show you how to spot a couple of classic moves, dead giveaways, really, for what's variously been called neuro bunk, neuro bollocks, or, my personal favorite, neuro flapdoodle.