She looks like an Incan statue.

If I fell in love, it'd be like the statue of the Greek god again.

Looming straight up and over us, like a solid iron figurehead suddenly thrust into our vision stood Captain Ahab.

It more felt to be the case to me that I was being treated like a statue, and I was to sit in one place

It had, by that time, acquired a coat of black enamel, so that it looked nothing more than a fairly interesting black statuette.

It more felt to be the case to me that I was being treated like a statue, and I was to sit in one place like a statue would.

I wrote the songs, and eventually we started making enough money that I could quit being a statue, and as we started touring,

I was a self employed living statue called the Eight Foot Bride, and I love telling people I did this for a job, because everybody always wants to know, who are these freaks in real life.