Beat it!

I'll beat you senseless.

Are you crazy?

I'll box your ears, sir.

If you lay a hand on me, I'll hit you with this broom.

When I get you home, I'm gonna whup you.

Chuck that butt or I'll plug you.

Listen, you sawedoff Romeo, in a minute, I'll send you!

Take your hands off me, or I'll strike you with my cane.

Come down, I'll put this through your face!

Now get out of here, Bert or I'll hit you again!

You will address me as sir, or I'll put a stick about your back.

I will bang you with this. (PHONE RINGS) You did it for my sake no doubt.

Hold your tongue and hold that lantern higher, or I'll bash you with this umbrella.

And if you make me mad again, I'll beat you like your father.

If there wasn't a lady present, I'd clobber you.

Next time, I'll give you a good slap!