She went to fire the accountant...

The clerk was...

Well, you're the accountant in the family. My boss wants to sell his shop to me.

The purser's checked the figures now.

The accountant sent me this one from Selvino.

(Laughter)

Do you remember the sign on the wall behind the counter?

The OIOS forensic accountant concurred that there was a high risk of overstatement in the claims population.

But you and your maybe rent a CFO or accountant have spent a lot of time.

As a matter of fact, I have a friend who goes annually to his accountant with his wife and about 10 years ago by chance, he leaned on the accountant's desk and he moved the guy's pencil sharpener just a tiny little bit and immediately, the guy moved it back.

And now, every single year he goes and, at some point, he moves the pencil sharpener and every year, the guys moves it back.

The Lao People's Democratic Republic fully supported Mr. Carague's candidature for the post of UNIDO External Auditor, and welcomed the Industrial Development Board's recommendation of Mr. Yumkella as the next Director General of UNIDO.

34. Subsequently, the perpetrators entered the cooperative storehouse where they found the bookkeeper, Alfredo Mayorga the latter said that, due to the darkness and the fact that they forced him to bend over, he was unable to see or recognize anyone, he was able only distinguish that one of the men was tall and slim.

Of course, the issue is broader If you are a recovering alcoholic, make a pass at someone of the same gender, have a gambling problem, suffer from bipolar illness, or have had a conversation with your accountant about your taxes that skirted what was proper, are you ready to be outed ?