Woe to Ariel! Ariel, the city where David encamped! Add year to year let the feasts come around

Woe to Ariel, to Ariel, the city where David dwelt! add ye year to year let them kill sacrifices.

Maybe you think about the tragically boring board games that hold us hostage in Thanksgiving situations.

In the feasts and in the solemnities the meal offering shall be an ephah for a bull, and an ephah for a ram, and for the lambs as he is able to give, and a hin of oil to an ephah.

And in the feast and in the solemnities the meat offering shall be an ephah to a bullock, and ephah to a ram, and to the lambs as he is able to give, and an hin of oil to an ephah.

In some of the cases people were killed while celebrating holiday feasts.

It shall be the prince's part to give the burnt offerings, and the meal offerings, and the drink offerings, in the feasts, and on the new moons, and on the Sabbaths, in all the appointed feasts of the house of Israel he shall prepare the sin offering, and the meal offering, and the burnt offering, and the peace offerings, to make atonement for the house of Israel.

And it shall be the prince's part to give burnt offerings, and meat offerings, and drink offerings, in the feasts, and in the new moons, and in the sabbaths, in all solemnities of the house of Israel he shall prepare the sin offering, and the meat offering, and the burnt offering, and the peace offerings, to make reconciliation for the house of Israel.

Jack and Jill (2011) A comedy film starring Adam Sandler as Jack, a commercial director, who is visited by his identical twin sister, Jill (played by Sandler, in drag), during the holidays.